I've been on a bit of a hiatus trying to determine what the hell to type in my Blog these days. I'm thinking of all of the things that I didn't like last week and decided to compile a list:
1. I didn't like the fact that when I went to KFC I asked for "sauce" and was handed "salt"... not to mention it took me 15 minutes to get through the damn line and they forgot to give me my Sierra Mist! I had my mouth all ready for a Sierra Mist!
2. I didn't like the fact that I purchased "Da Band's" new CD only to find out it was the edited version. Curse Wal-Mart and their stupid vendor rules!
3. I 'sho as hell didn't like the fact that I had to wait 4 hours for a furniture delivery and it only took 5 minutes for them to set the furniture up. Did they think I'd enjoy sitting at home for 4 hours like I was on house arrest? I felt like I escaped the Amistad when they finally showed up.
4. I didn't like the fact that a goofy looking white boy won the Wade Robeson Project. I can't believe I just admited I watched that show. Does Wade really think he is the man?
5. I didn't like the fact that when I finally tried a McGriddle, it tasted like a Krispy Kreme with bacon and egg in it. Yuck! Stephen, how can you eat that crap!
6. I didn't like how I had to fly to Chicago last week (for a day trip) and had to sprint through the ATL airport like OJ to make my connecting flight. I am forever greatful to the brother who let me on the plane despite it being closed.
7. I didn't like how NBC decided to run crummy repeats of the Thursday line up because of a baseball game. Now who exactly is in the World Series? And more importantly, who cares?
8. But I did like the fact that I finally got DVR!
9. I can't think of anymore....
10. This is what we call BlogBlanking.
More later... this is why my blog is never updated. But I will try Stephen!
It's been a minute, hasn't it? There haven't been many blog worthy events to speak of...but I guess a lot has happened in the past month...my Grandfather passed away, someone dinged my car, my Mother came to visit, I got my house painted, my Father came to visit, I got sick, went to NYC. Nothing blog worthy.
Although the trip to NYC was an interesting one. It was a day trip. Up and back in one day. Out at 7am. Back by 6pm. Went to MTV Studios to talk business. Was expecting Carson Daily to greet me at the door. Thought I'd see Justin Timberlake kickin' it in the breakroom. Maybe I'd get Punk'd by Aston Kusher. I really thought that I would get to the 14th floor of the building and there'd be music blaring through the walls and everyone would be running around all hyper and shit.
Nope.
These folks were straight corporate. Suits and everything. Shoved us their business cards as soon as we sad down and had a big deck to present. Straight up corporate. Couldn't even pronounce "Talib Kwali" correctly when it came up in the presentation.
AND YOU WORK FOR MTV?
TRL wasn't even taping that day. "They're at the beach this week. Sorry."
Just drove back from Virginia and it rained the whole damn time. Took me 5 hours to get back instead of my normal 4. I'm debating whether I'm going to go into the job tomorrow. Of course, half the office will probably be out so my ass will just be sitting there in silence. Hmmm, perhaps I will go in. Peace and quiet...
So didn't I say RUUUUUUUBEN was going to win Idol? I knew he would! It's like he's already poised to prepped to replace Luther. He's already down to one name like Luther. We don't call Luther by his full name, do we? And hell, I don't even know what Ruben's last name is anyway. I wouldn't be suprised if we started seeing Ruben everywhere. OK, my predictions for Ruben are:
1. Duet with Janet Jackson/Beyonce/J-Lo/Ashanti/Amarie/Jill Scott/Justin Timberlake 2. FUBU will feature Ruben in their ads 3. Guest appearance on The Parkers 4. Will hook up with white woman; or Queen Latifah 5. Remix of "Sweet Home Alabama" by The Neptunes ft. Ruben 6. Portrayal of Luther Vandross in the made for TV movie "Never Too Much: The Luther Vandross Story" 7. Tagged to play Fat Albert in the Bill Cosby Summer 2004 movie "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids: Back in Black" 8. DJ Kool will rerelease "Area Codes" with 205; Ruben will sing "Hold up, wait a minute" in the background 9. New Subway spokesperson; hence, the Ruben Subway Sandwich 10. Announcement that Ruben is actually Randy's little brother, thus disqualifing him
