Men

The ones you want don't ever want you.

The ones you don't want always want you.

Why is that?

You ignore them and they come chasing after you.

You sweat them and they diss you.

Why?

The Artist...Is He Prince Again?

So I'm in an old school mood, and I come home and pop Purple Rain into the DVD. Talk about some non-acting folks! I'm jamming to the movie, saying the lines and singing with the songs...when it hits me:

What kind of freakin' name is Apollonia?

And why the hell couldn't her girl group afford some decent clothes besides some lingerie!!

Did you ever notice how everyone's hair was blow dried to one side? (Except for Jerome...he didn't do shit anyway besides hold a mirror...did the man even play an instrument or sing?)

What about Morris Day...talk about some corny ass lines. "I'm gonna make you love me!" What kind of shit is that! His ass would've been on the floor from sounding so corny.

And why on earth did that Apollonia chick buy Prince a guitar after knowing him for one day? Hell, I know if someone made me jump into a lake I wouldn't buy him shit! And what did he do for her? He gave her an earring...and a used one at that! Took it right off his ear and gave it to her! I guess the sex was all that...

Did Prince's parents in the movie have jobs? (Why oh why did Clarence Williams III have to play his dad? He should've left his legacy intact with his role as "Linc" in the Mod Squad!)

Were Wendy and Lisa lesbians?

Denzell Washington is a Thug

I'm telling you, he's a thug in real life. Not in a Ja Rule/DMX/Ludacris/Trick Daddy way..., but an attractive thug. I saw the movie Training Day on Sunday (Did you catch Macy Gray's bit part?). Denzell was a bling-blinging and looking as fine as ever. That is one fine man. If I had to choose between Denzell and Shemar...Denzell would be the winner How do I know he's a thug? He's acting was so real...

1. Denzell's homey in the movie was Dre
2. Denzell was pimping in the movie like it was second nature to him
3. Not many men can pull off wearing a skully...but he did
4. Denzell threw out too many "My nigga" 's (I thought J-Zay was going to bust out with a "Jigga...what's my muthafuckin name?")
5. Denzell had an old school hooptie and was driving the thing like it was his
6. Once again...I know those platinum chains were from his collection! He was wearing the hell out of 'em!

Still I must add that the brotha is fine...

You Rock My World

OK, so is it just me, or does Michael Jackson look like this comic book character?



His new video has a Keep-It-In-The-Closet-The-Way-You-Make-Me-Feel-Smooth-Criminal-Thriller-ish vibe to it. In other words, the scenario is:

Ghostly looking Michael chases after girl.

Ghostly looking Michael dances for girl.

Ghostly looking Michael gets girl.

Aside from all the "Sh-mon's" from Chris Tucker, it's slightly entertaining. Michael even had the nerve to tap the girls booty.

I Feel Pretty

Went to McDonald's to get a Happy Meal for lunch. The little boy at the window peers out and smiles at me.

"Hey pretty girl..." he says.

Who me? My Clinique 3 Step process must be working.

"Here you go, have a nice day beautiful."

Wow! Two beautiful compliments in one week. Much needed self-asteem has just shot up.