I'm hooked on American Idol once again! You'll see...it's going to come down to Clay, Ruben, and Trenyce. Clay is a dorky looking white boy, but he can sing! He just needs a makeover. As for Trenyce...she can sing too, but is it just me or does she look like Tamyra??? Lastly, there's Ruben. He's a big dude, and he sounds just like Luther, but why isn't Simon telling him to loose weight when he's told Vanessa and Joshua to loose some!!!
The most depressing article of the year came out in last week's issue of Newsweek: "The Black Gender Gap". Yet another affirmation that a good black man is hard to find. Shall I start searching for a prison pen pal? At least they will work their asses (not considered cursing since it's coming out of my mind and not my mouth) off trying to please you since jail has probably humbled them...
Can a black man accept a situation where the woman makes 2 times more money than they do? In most cases no. What ends up happening is that they secretly envy you, and to make themselves feel more superior, they belittle you. They make your job and achievements seem unimportant. They, instead, find a woman who praises them and worships them...tells them that they are "more than a man...almost a king". They want someone to basically SUCK THEIR DICK (not literally...but that's what they want). Or at least, that's what I think...oh, and my mother. She came up with this theory the other day. Let's call it the Cook-Suck-N-Fuck Theory. Because that's all men want you to do. They don't want you to make more money than they do. They don't want you to have a big house while they still split the rent with a roommate. They don't want you to have the nice ride when all they have is a beat up Honda. The majority of men can't handle it. Some of them can, but not all. Show me a women who is married to a man who makes 1/2 of her salary. (Oprah doesn't count because she isn't married to Steadman!)
In other related news, WHAT THE FUCK IS LIL KIM WEARING ON HER CD COVER??? NASTY ASS TRICK!
Chocolate? Girl Scout Cookies? Sleeping late on a work day? Spending unnecessary money? Men? Fucking? Cursing?
Maybe the last one? I'll give it a try.
I haven't been to work in days. Not since Tuesday. The ice knocked out the power at my office for two days. I wasn't trying to leave the house anyway. Not in the B'mr. Nope. Not trying to run off the road and into a tree. So anytime it snows, sleets, hails, or whatever-that car stays in the garage.
OK, so I'm thinking that I'll give up cursing. But can I still curse silently in my head?
