Just drove back from Virginia and it rained the whole damn time. Took me 5 hours to get back instead of my normal 4. I'm debating whether I'm going to go into the job tomorrow. Of course, half the office will probably be out so my ass will just be sitting there in silence. Hmmm, perhaps I will go in. Peace and quiet...
So didn't I say RUUUUUUUBEN was going to win Idol? I knew he would! It's like he's already poised to prepped to replace Luther. He's already down to one name like Luther. We don't call Luther by his full name, do we? And hell, I don't even know what Ruben's last name is anyway. I wouldn't be suprised if we started seeing Ruben everywhere. OK, my predictions for Ruben are:
1. Duet with Janet Jackson/Beyonce/J-Lo/Ashanti/Amarie/Jill Scott/Justin Timberlake 2. FUBU will feature Ruben in their ads 3. Guest appearance on The Parkers 4. Will hook up with white woman; or Queen Latifah 5. Remix of "Sweet Home Alabama" by The Neptunes ft. Ruben 6. Portrayal of Luther Vandross in the made for TV movie "Never Too Much: The Luther Vandross Story" 7. Tagged to play Fat Albert in the Bill Cosby Summer 2004 movie "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids: Back in Black" 8. DJ Kool will rerelease "Area Codes" with 205; Ruben will sing "Hold up, wait a minute" in the background 9. New Subway spokesperson; hence, the Ruben Subway Sandwich 10. Announcement that Ruben is actually Randy's little brother, thus disqualifing him
Buh-Bye Marine Man! Buh-Bye Michael Jordan! Buh-Bye Suntan! Buh-Bye Winter!
I'm all over the place with my thoughts today. I caught up on my sleep. I caught up on my work. I caught up on my bills.
And I'm all into personal development right now. I'm reading "Crucial Conversations: Tools for talking when the stakes are high." I'm also liking these "Empowerment Cards" that Tavis Smiley put out!
This is exactly why I didn't want to stay at the Delano hotel again. I'm in Miami again for work, and something about this hotel makes me uncomfortable.
Could it be the tits and ass the go swinging by me everywhere I look? No, seriously, they are flappin' in my face everywhere I go in this hotel. I'm sitting by the pool and the next thing I know, there's a gang of 10 breasts swinging by me, making themselves at home in the chair next to mine. All greasy and shit. I don't see any dicks swinging around out here. Is there a rule against that? Hey, if you're going to have the breasts swinging in front of me, can I at least get a glimpse or two of some penises?
They could've at least warned me with a sign or something. "Caution: Dangerous Breasts Ahead" Something! There was a guy with his daugher who had to be at least 3 years old. I heard him tell her, "Honey, just look straight ahead and follow me."
I packed up my shit and moved to a safer, non breast infested spot.
There's no place like home...there's no place like home...
